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survey...

CONFESSIONS:

Do you...

  1. pick your nose?   ..in the car when i'm alone...
  2. eat your boogers?   uhhhh...no, i honestly don't get THAT hungry
  3. sing in the shower?   sometimes...when i want to annoy the neighbors
  4. shower every day?   sometimes twice...my job makes me stinky!
  5. wear underwear?   umm... only at work.
  6. masturbate?  not so much anymore, but yes
  7. pluck your nose hair?  did once...ONCE  hurt like a mother fucker!
  8. smell your poop after you wipe?  EVERYONE DOES!!!
  9. bite your nails?  nope
  10. smell your belly button lint?  sometimes i sell it in little bottles on eBay

Have you ever...

  1. got so drunk you ran around naked?  i wouldn't be true to my drunkness if i didn't!
  2. got so drunk you pissed your pants?  *hangs head*  ...yes
  3. fantasied about your friends' parent?  FUCK NO
  4. fantasied about a teacher?  double FUCK NO
  5. walked in on your parents?  *trying to shove that memory out of my mind*
  6. had sex in a car?  uh huh!  but a trampoline is better!
  7. used someone?  yes, and i thoroughly enjoyed every second of it
  8. stolen anything?  all the time.  (yes i'm horrible)
  9. purchased a Playboy?  haha...i gotta membership!
  10. watched a porno?  my video collection wouldn't be complete without the works of Jill Kelly!!!

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yayayaya.  i love myself and have been babysitting my niece.  she's almost 4 and she rocks.  i love her.  i am teaching her how to play piano too.  so she'll be a singing/piano-playing rocker.  it's gonna rock.  ROCK.  i go now. 

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FIRSTS.
First best friend: staice
First crush: the neighbor boy ashley...who had a crush on stacie .... 
First screen name: Lilvw
First self purchased album: dunno. was about 15 years ago.  geez-o
First funeral: i was 16 and my gramma died then my other gramma died 13 days later
First pets: dog...maltese his name was cesar 
First piercing/tattoo: ears...i was 8/ladybug on my foot...i was 20

.LASTS.
Last cigarette: some time last night
Last car ride: just after that last cigarette last night around 930 or so 
Last good cry: GOOD cry?   couldn't tell ya
Last movie seen: sleeping beauty last night
Last beverage drank: orange
Last food consumed: breakfast...two eggs over medium and two pieces of wheat toast (and the orange drink)
Last crush: i don't know
Last phone call: gotta call at 830 this morning from the delivery guys....got a new bed today!!!!!
last time showered: yesterday
Last shoes worn: old navy flip flops! 
Last cd played: motley crue
Last item bought:  dinner and ice cream last night...and before that it was 12 crickets for my pet frog!
Last annoyance: kari, but i still like her
Last disappointment: i don't know
Last time wanting to die: 4 years ago this month when i was homeless
Last time scolded:  wtf?  HAHAHAHA  riiiiiiight.
Last shirt worn: an old green polo shirt that used to be an ex boyfriend's
Last website visited: the del taco one...i won free stuff!!!
Last words you said: "thank you so much. have a nice day."
Last song you sang: i dunno, i'm always singing stupid shit.

What color socks are you wearing? none.  i fucking hate socks.
What kind/color underwear are you wearing?  none.  i fucking hate underwear too.
What's under your bed? nothing, i just got it today!  so it's all clean! ...even vacuumed!!!
What time did you wake up today? 830 am
Where do you want to go? i wanna go shopping!
Where are you going to live? i live in south jordan, utah right now.  and that's where i want to live. 
How many kids do you want? tons
What kind of car(s): haha...the one i have...one more payment and it's paid off!!!
Current music: none.  but i was listening to yahoo! music videos.  they're the best!
Current taste: bazooka bubble gum!!! it's the best!
Current hair: needs to be cut!  it's in a pony tail right now though
Current clothes: hubby's old village inn line cook tee, and his red cut off sweat shorts
Current annoyance(s): court show that's on tv.
Current desktop picture: it's one of the "toothpaste for dinner" pics. (the ones i have for my blog theme)  it says  "when grunge comes back I WILL BE READY"  (it's for the hubby...he just can't let it go!)
Current color of toenails: french tip
Current time: 1220pm
Current hate: my ear ache
Current love: ummm...my hubby!



1. Nervous Habits?
2. Are you double jointed? no
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yes
5. Can you blow spit bubbles? haha, yeah
6. Can you cross your eyes? yup
7. Tattoos? a couple
8. Piercings and where? both ear lobes...one 6 gauge one 8 gauge.  and two in my tongue
9. Do you make your bed daily? i might now...


What's your sleeping position? on my right side
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? yes
Do you snore? no...but my hubby says i breathe funny
Do you sleepwalk? used to
Do you talk in your sleep? hahaha...all the time.  and then my hubby tells me to stop and i tell him to leave me alone cause i like talking in my sleep
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope
How about with the light on? no
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?  NO
Have a crush? nope...am married
Do you like to sneeze? as long as i don't have to pee or i pee a little in my pants.  and it sucks.
What are your fears? i'm afraid of drowning.  i'd rather burn to death than drown.
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i'm a skater punk! RIGHT ON!!
Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner? :  no.
Do you own any black clothing? : yup.
Do you think about death often? : yup.

Are you a social outcast? :  not really
Are you pale? : no
Do you like Hot Topic? : yup.
Total YES: 3

--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard? : no
Do you wear Vans? : i used to...
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? : yes

Do you get in trouble? :  yes

Do you listen to punk bands : yes.
Do you have any piercings? : Yes
Do you like/wear mohawks? : yup...husband had one for about 4 years.

Total YES: 5 1/2

--Prep--
Do you say the word "like" : no
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch? : nope.
Are the male A&F models hot? : HELL no.
Rock music is bad, right? : nope
Do you want to be in a sorority/fraternity? : no

Into jocks : No.

Are/were you a cheerleader? : No.
Total YES: 0

--Hippie--
Is your hair long? : yup

Are you a vegetarian? : no

Do you own a tye~dye shirt? : no.
Do you want peace? :  yup.
Do you want to save the animals :  no
Do you think the war is unneccesary? : yup.
Total YES: 3

--Gangsta--

Are you from the ghetto? : yup.
Do you own any 'bling bling': No.
Do you wear do-rags? : nope.
Do you like hip-hop? : yes
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? : No
Do you like afros? : not really

Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'? : yup.

Total YES: 3

--Emo--
Do you cry often? : no
Do you have an acoustic guitar? : yup
Are you emotional? : yup.
Do you like soft music : no.
Do people understand you? : no. 
Do you write your own songs? : yup.
Is your hair dyed dark? : no.
Do you cut? : no
Total YES: 3
--Jock--
Do you play sports? : No.
Are they important to you? : No.
Do you pick on the geeky kids : yes.
Do you like football? : yes.
Were you considered a bully by anyone? : no
Was the person you bullied a total dork? : yes.
Total YES: 3

--Surf Bum--
Do you surf? : No.
Do you wear flip flops year-round? : yes. 
Is your hair shaggy? : no.

Do you wake up at 6 or before every morning?: no.
Do you own any pairs of shorts? : yup.
Are you tan? : yes
Total YES: 3

--Geek--
Do you get good grades? : no
Do you use an inhaler? : no
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? : no
Does your mom pick out your clothes? : No. 
Are you on the computer often? : Yes.
Do you ever get picked on? : yes
Total YES: 2

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